This has to be one of the best ideas ever, send a mass email around the school advertising free ice cream from the van over only a one hour period.
Over the course of about 20 minutes and a o.4kW industrial drainage pump, we got the pond almost completely drained. Of course, all the fishes had been removed, even the last huge black koi carp that we had to drain 3/4 of the pond before we could see it.
…aka lose your penis in a week