Tesco Don’t Have Spell Check
Tuesday 30th October, 2007 - By Woolie 
If any keen developer wants to get a job a Tesco, I’m sure they could do with a simple spell check application. You see today, as I was wondering around Tesco, I came across yet another spelling mistake! Now being a bit of a “Grammar Nazi”, this just isn’t acceptable.
Is PHP Insecure? Hell No!
Sunday 6th May, 2007 - By Woolie
Its quite a common occurrence to hear that PHP has been described as “Insecure”. You will hear this among many developers that choose not to use PHP. However, this bad light has been created by it’s users. Let me explain.
The opinion FAQ
Thursday 22nd March, 2007 - By Simon 
I felt tempted to write this in response to people who enjoy saying completely outrageous things, then get all pissy when someone disagrees and goes “STFU RESPECT MA OPINIONS”. Naturally this ticks me off. Therefore, since people have no bloody idea how to properly define and debate their opinions, here is a handy excerpt from the user’s manual that I found under my bed.
Theoretical Abuse
Friday 24th November, 2006 - By Woodsup 
Ok so you may remember a while ago when I wrote about how I was reading through the big book of fun driving theory questions in a bid to not horribly fail. Yeah that one that I really enjoyed! Well I failed, twice.
Wup, tis Ben. Have to say that I’m loving this spankin’ new blog layout, big respectz to Woolie my chumette, it looks big-up classy like.
And stopping the retarded chav talk…
…now.
Anyway, its half term (w00t), so I’m finally getting round to making a blog post thats longer than 3 lines and doesn’t involve removing shite from Woolie’s face.
[insert horribly long pause here]