Yes, you heard it here first. After visiting Hunstanton for a day during the Easter Holidays, as you do, I won a model motorbike from one of the 2p slot machines. After looking at the bottom of the stand I noticed that it said that this toy is not suitable for children under 14 years old.
Throughout my life the need for transport has been great, except when I was small and my legs were ok. But soon my needs expanded, causing my array of vehicles to explode. Firstly, as with most people I had a bike (a crappy push bike) as this ain’t got an engine - therefore doesn’t kill the planet - it doesn’t count! so here’s were the list starts:
Here comes another Rofl of the week, and this week I’m talking about bikes. Yes that right, bikes. Everyone seems to have gone a bit bike crazy recently so I thought this Rofl of the week could go as a sort of tribute to this strange obsession, and a shining beacon for how left out I feel *sad face*.