Posts Tagged ‘Humour’

If any keen developer wants to get a job a Tesco, I’m sure they could do with a simple spell check application. You see today, as I was wondering around Tesco, I came across yet another spelling mistake! Now being a bit of a “Grammar Nazi”, this just isn’t acceptable.

Just now, I’ve been in one of those extremely awkward situations that I needed to get out of quickly. This time, yet again it was me getting caught on my Google search history. This time, however, it was slightly more embarrassing. I was “caught” by Chris and unfortunately he couldn’t have seen a worse search term. OK, here’s what happened. Josh and I were discussing the idea of adding a “homosexual chat up line” page to this blog, just for a laugh and to try and find the best ones. What I was doing was using Google to start us off, and tried to find some that we could modify and make rather obscene. Then, halfway through, I heard a knock at the door and it was Chris wanting me to search something for him on Google. Quickly, I closed the web page tabs. I agreed to search for him, and placed the cursor in my Google toolbar’s search box ready to type. However, what I had forgotten was that that shows the last searched terms! Shit! This is what appeared:

As you can probably imagine, I had to try and explain myself very quickly…  So anyway, the moral of this story is: always delete your Google search history before showing it to someone.

Yes well, this is a video I acquired from a certain special place… You may enjoy it… Or hate it, depending on who you are. Ok, here’s the lowdown. There’s these three people here (video below), who happened to go to the same school as me (although I’ve now happily left). They also happen to go to the same cadet thing as my cousin does, and they did a little show for his camera. If you’re watching this, you might want to comment.