Yes, you heard it here first. After visiting Hunstanton for a day during the Easter Holidays, as you do, I won a model motorbike from one of the 2p slot machines. After looking at the bottom of the stand I noticed that it said that this toy is not suitable for children under 14 years old.
…aka lose your penis in a week
Well I have to make a post from Cuba whilst I’m here. Unfortunatly I have 6 minutes left on this so it has to be short.