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Came across an exciting new pastime today, don’t know why I hadn’t seen it before.

Happy Corner, also known as Aluba (”hitting the tree” in Taiwan), or Pole-racking in Great Britain, is a practice in which a person’s groin is ‘cornered’ rudely against a pole-shaped solid object.

Happy Corner is also a growing phenomenon in residence halls, and has become increasingly accepted to mark a male resident’s birthday. Happy Corner is then performed along with a song parodying Happy Birthday to You, with the lyrics changed to “Happy Corner to You”.

- Wikipedia

Today I present you with a USB Desktop Vacuum Device, with a built-in light for searching out those tricky crumbs.

If you frequent the muffins at Hills Road, you will understand the injustice that has recently been imposed upon the choclately goodness of the humble muffin.

Arrived home yesterday, got the munches, grabbed a packet of these new crisps. I thought they were going to be pretty aweful, as most things that aren’t cooked in oil do. However, they were surprisingly nice! They’ve got the right combination of chemicals this time, and in a puff of smoke, these came out!