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We all know that this is a BIG problem in our lives, how to draw such a face, but with 9 easy functions you will be able to plot yourself a face!

A new series of Woolie’s World articles awaits within!

Merrily frolicking on the open road (in the freezing cold) last Thursday, I found myself needing to turn right at a junction. As I didn’t particularly want to un-clip just to stop for one truck, I thought I’d risk it and take the corner whilst accelerating quite promptly. This wasn’t one of my most clever choices.

As we’re still quite young, the sight of an enormous arse explosion still causes a good amount of chuckling. If you’re eating, you may want to leave this post for later. Or if you’re hardcore, grab a bucket!

If any keen developer wants to get a job a Tesco, I’m sure they could do with a simple spell check application. You see today, as I was wondering around Tesco, I came across yet another spelling mistake! Now being a bit of a “Grammar Nazi”, this just isn’t acceptable.