Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

So…after Woolie tactfully decided to delete the database again (apparently it reduces server lag so more penguins can be freed from Mexico) lets get back onto the subject of good-old offensive phases that we use all the time for no apparent reason.

Thanks to our lovely chum Josh from that place they named “The North”, I can’t stop having this on in the background. Its the most catchy tune type thing I’ve come across. Don’t stare at it for too long, otherwise you’ll find yourself partaking in a little whistling. This video is brought to you by LeekSpin.com and they have created this. Just to keep the law happy (although they still won’t like it).

The jet propelled funny car Fireforce 1 is no more after an unfortunate event at the Santa Pod Raceway Flame & Thunder event 2006. This article will be constantly updated as more information is available to us. Hopefully it will develop into a long lasting “shrine” to Fireforce 1 as it has provided us with many good memories. Fireforce 1 has provided many people with their first experience of a jet funny car and I’m sure it will not be forgotten. You may ask why I’m personifying this car, and I ask myself that sometimes: It’s mainly because Fireforce 1 was the first jet car I ever saw, and I was about 12 at the time so it seemed all the more impressive (not that it got less impressive in later years though).

Think you’ve seen everything? Think you know it all? Well heres something that you won’t have seen before. What I place before your eyes is a wired up potato. But this is no ordinary wired up potato, this potato is running from the Russians, and has badgers as friends. Not to mention the 3 missiles drawn on the underside of him. Let me give you some background information that will help you picture this potato’s life a little clearer.

Working on the grounds that the runner bean grows in the ground (used that word twice), I have deducted that the runner bean enjoys a long and happy life…