When at Longleat today, I came accross this sign. What an excellent idea for a caption contest I thought!
There are many things that piss us off here in the UK. We’ve spent a good amount of time trying to list the top 20 things that we find annoying.
Over the course of about 20 minutes and a o.4kW industrial drainage pump, we got the pond almost completely drained. Of course, all the fishes had been removed, even the last huge black koi carp that we had to drain 3/4 of the pond before we could see it.
After ALOT of research in the matter it turns out the there is a ancient tradition (dates back from the 1600’s) that today - 23rd of April is NATIONAL BEN’S DAY this seems to had been lost over time, I for one think this is bad, very bad.
With help from Woolie, who is cycling from Scotland to Cornwall in aid of DSA, we are going to revive this great national holiday…
PS boss, if you’re reading, this is why i wasn’t at work today.
If you frequent the muffins at Hills Road, you will understand the injustice that has recently been imposed upon the choclately goodness of the humble muffin.