Author Archive for - Simon

So for the past week, I’ve been revising and not really doing that much in the way of browsing. Having only got around to it in the past two days, I felt it my duty to share with you all this culinary wonder: The creme de la creme egg.

I felt tempted to write this in response to people who enjoy saying completely outrageous things, then get all pissy when someone disagrees and goes “STFU RESPECT MA OPINIONS”. Naturally this ticks me off. Therefore, since people have no bloody idea how to properly define and debate their opinions, here is a handy excerpt from the user’s manual that I found under my bed.

Also known as: MangoFlush goes to disneyland YouTube.

Yes, My internet endeavours have led me to YouTube, where the first (proper) video I have posted is the following:

(Formerly Obscure Bands of the Indefinable period of time).

Seeing as this is never going to wash very well with Woolie (because he hates me and wants me to die), I thought I would risk everything and expose all of you… people (I think) to this wonderful sounding band I have just discovered.

Solar Powered People.

So I was sitting around somewhere doing absolutely nothing, and I decided to contemplate the mysteries and secrets of the universe (as you do). So whilst I was in a stupor, I got on to the subject of the existence of man.

Now, this wasn’t just a case of “Where did we come from?” or “Why are we here?”. It was more along the lines of “How long until all the cultures of the world merge into one huge race?”.

Bear with me.