Came across an exciting new pastime today, don’t know why I hadn’t seen it before.
Happy Corner, also known as Aluba (”hitting the tree” in Taiwan), or Pole-racking in Great Britain, is a practice in which a person’s groin is ‘cornered’ rudely against a pole-shaped solid object.
Happy Corner is also a growing phenomenon in residence halls, and has become increasingly accepted to mark a male resident’s birthday. Happy Corner is then performed along with a song parodying Happy Birthday to You, with the lyrics changed to “Happy Corner to You”.
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Matt
June 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Watch out Alastair, Jonathan, Woolie and Ross.
Happy corner coming to get ya.
Corner-ing ETA
Alastair : 4 days
Jonathan : 9 days
Woolie : 22 days
Ross : 26 days