If you frequent the muffins at Hills Road, you will understand the injustice that has recently been imposed upon the choclately goodness of the humble muffin.
No! My Muffins!
As of last week, muffin inflation took place, increasing the price of muffins by a whopping 20%!
This professionally created graph shows the extent of the muffin tax and how it has overtaken every other commodity in existence:
This makes for shocking viewing I know! Whatever next?
But after viewing that extremely pretty graph I am not feeling particularly shocked?
Then you obviously don’t understand the intricate workings of the economy like we at Woolie’s World do!
Today its muffins, but tomorrow it could be biscuits or soft pornography thats taking a hit for the team, and can you really live without biscuits!? I thought not…
In Conclusion
Panic buy carrots
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Woolie
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Jesus, the government are really making it hard for people who just want a standard muffin at a reasonable price.
This is just another hit to the wallet that the average Joe has to absorb. Its getting absurd. If the muffin tax increases any more, I see no choice but to emigrate.
Anyone want to start a “Lower the Muffin Tax” campaign?