On Fridays, we have adopted a new ritual. During lesson two (around 10am) we wander across to Subway, and baffle them with our weird and wonderful sandwich requests. I figured that all the best rituals need to be written in stone somewhere, so I will do the same!
The Sandwich
The sandwich consists of the following:
- Foot-long Italian Bread
- 2 Jumbo Sausages
- Plenty of Bacon
- 2 Egg Things (in some kind of omelette shape)
- Cheese
- Tomatoes
- Lettuce
- Sweetcorn
- Red Onions
- Extra cheese (if available)
- Cucumber
- Gherkin
- Chillies
- Peppers
- BBQ Sauce
All of this is finished off by toasting in the High Speed Toasting Oven which toasts the sandwich to almost perfection (before the salad was added). As you can tell from above, this is quite the sandwich, so much so that I couldn’t even find a picture of one. If had to munge together a series of images to form what we believe is the perfect Subway.
To wash all of these calories down, we finish things off with Banana milk (straight from the Yazoo Cow)
Artist’s Impression (forgot to take a picture)
The Subway Mega Breakfast!
The Result of the Subway
Unfortunately, due to the immense amounts of Subway consumed, this leaves us rather bloated (see Danone Activia). Perhaps that may be due to the precarious mix of weird egg, BBQ sauce, chillis and gherkins but all the same, its very tasty at the time!
Matt with Subway afterburner
Woolie with Subway dysentery
Matt with the “Subway Bloat”
Death by Subway
Ross Woodruffe was the one to suffer badly from our Subway feast. This first picture was taken just after the Mega Breakfast. As you can see, everything looks quite normal (for Ross’ standard).
Ross Woodruffe after Subway
After a good few minutes, suddenly, Ross was struck down with the terrible case of the Subway Stomach Ache!
Disclaimer
This post was not intended in any way to shine a bad light on Subway. If Subway didn’t exist, we’d be very unhappy on our Friday Mornings. The result of any of the above cases is simply due to the excessive nature of our Subway consumption. We love you Subway 
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Woodsup
February 1st, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I still think it would be cheaper and better to just nip across to pizza hut and eat them out of business using the guise of the £4.49 all you can eat deal.
Think of the possibilities.
That and then Ross would definitely be dead, which means more legroom on the trip!