Runscape fanfic.

12 Year olds are legal in some societies it’s about culture, not law. I like to think of myself as a cultured person.

The following happened on the free servers, North-east of Varrok:

Adamantium codpiece, Although it offered some great protection, I was starting to develop a rash, due to rubbing, I‘d applied on some cream I‘d bought from a vendor in Barbarian Village but my reaction to it caused a puss filled pool to collect in my new cock armour. I just hoped she wouldn‘t notice that situation.

I‘d been watching her for a while, I noticed her in the bank across the crowds, She stood out as an icon of pure lo-def beauty, I could feel my heart racing and my codpiece rising. I waited outside and there she was, I worked up the courage to go and talk to her, she asked me for gold, I was shocked. Was she that type of girl, a whore? A mere item, briefly used then tossed away by some, bastard low level newbie scammer! I’d take her away from all this she‘d be on the members servers and we‘d be together. Forever.
xxx-candygurl-xxx: wot? no i just need gold for sum weapons im not doin that

xxx-candygurl-xxx: lol! hav u got any?

Maybe I was to quick to judge her, maybe she just needs money. Either way I‘m sure I was too quick to accuse her of such actions.I know exactly how to get to know her, I need to play it cool and just say… asl
xxx-candygurl-xxx: 12/F/TX U?

Odd she‘s on the British server. 12, That would make her below the legal age, maybe she’d like to be with an older more experienced man, I have pleasured over 7 runescape players in total, 3 of which were members, I could use some of my moves:

• thrusts meaty dagger into your open wound
• lets tounge loose in your wilderness
• drowns your shaven dark wizard in my sticky sea

Classic, she‘d love it. I then realised I‘d been standing there for a few seconds, without a reply Do I lie? Is is that wrong?

“12/M/UK”

It‘s not wrong it may be inaccurate but it‘s not wrong.

Morally.

I‘d been in her friend list for over 3 days. I managed to get her into the wilderness. I had to make my move, If you‘re a paying member of the massive runescape community, raking in hundreds of gold a week there is only one way to impress a lady of her type.
“You know, I have dragon armour”

xxx-candygurl-xxx: rly? cool

I decided to be adventurous and wild and I knew exactly what to say.
“Do you want me to thrust my dragon sword in you?”

xxx-candygurl-xxx: wot?

I don‘t think I was quite clear enough, maybe she wasn‘t ready. What am I saying? I‘m lvl 96 with enchanted armour, I just had to make my intentions clear. I was already being spontaneous so I might as well go ahead.
“bends you over and pulls down pants”

xxx-candygurl-xxx: wtf u gay

Anger was flowing through every vein in my body, that fucking whore, does she think she‘s too good for me? The next few minutes were a blurry mess, I held the sword in my hand and threw it through her chest, not the best idea, to the right of the screen I couldn‘t help but notice she had removed herself from my list. I looked on the floor around her body, 10k. Lying whore.