Realtimestudios shuts… for real

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 at 5:24 pm


Our good friend Omali finally throws in the towel…or addy sword or whatever he uses nowadays.

While browsing the interwebs this morning, I came across this temporary page that is now all that is left of Realtimestudios.org.

My Thoughts

Now, I know I’ve always dissed the shit out of this site for it being extremely unpopular and with a range of article subjects that could only interest a 12 year old, but I think I may be quite sad to see it go, as a source of entertainment if nothing else. I’m sure I speak for many of our authors and commenters as I say this.

In this brief farewell Omali explains the slightly troubled history of the site as well as finally coming clean about a few things we’ve all been wondering about for a long time, such as; “Is there really 400 unique hits a month?”, and, “How many of the authors are actually Omali?”.

All things aside, thanks for some good laughs Omali aka Mario aka Symantec aka Xanax aka McClaggen aka Mahip aka Tack Jhompson aka Mike Judge aka Shady Pies and good luck in your future career.

Copied from the site

Real Time Studios: Finished

It’s true. As of May 16, 2007, Real Time Studios is finished. Permanently. I came to this realization after we had a massive system error and everything from the blog was lost.

Real Time Studios lasted 5 years. Five years, my project grew. What project you say? Well, for years I have been under people occasionally asking if the members of my website exist. Well, I can now say, now that it’s over, that no, most of them didn’t exist, and were simply fathoms of my own personality.

Mario was my off-the-wall critical side, Symantec was my love of helping people, Xanax was my video-game loving side, while McClaggen was the spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Mahip was the essence of crazy conspiracy jokes I came up with, and the list goes on and on. I can say, without fear though, that the following are true people who I have met in real life or online and are great people. I actually wrote Shady Pies. It was my exam. Tack Jhompson and Mike Judge also don’t exist.

IceMan, TinLizard, and Jasper Snavely are real people, as well as Crotchio Jones and General Deacon who was referred to multiple times.

I’ve grown a lot in the past 5 years, and Real Time Studios has changed to match. Granted, we’ve never been an organized or popular website, but the project was a success all the same.

I’ll be graduating high school this year and moving on to the Coast Guard, college, and then life. If I do anything, it will no longer be on a paid website, but probably on a wordpress blog. In the future, maybe a year from now, look for the Real Time Studios name. The flame is still lit, I will one day make a return.

I’d like to thank all the people who made this possible. Once again, to [18th]Gen.Deacon, who, without him, none of this would be possible. Until I see you again

-Connor Wack AkA Omali

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This little addition to the text appeared recently:
Update: It wouldn’t be such a bad idea to come visit us again this November or December. I may have something in store. Until I see you again -Connor Wack AkA Omali

Ooohhhhhh…..sounds intriguing.





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There are 27 Comments

Matt

May 17th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

Ha, Ha (detect the sarcasm)

I never heard of “realtime studio”, but it sounds like an almighty pile of recently displaced anal waste.

In conclusion I really dont care in the slightest, but i am happy that they are no longer taking up the space in which they previously rested.

Connor

May 17th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

I fucking knew it!

Mario is fictional

Woodsup

May 17th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

My conspiracy theories were correct…

He got prawned.

Alastair Pearce

May 17th, 2007 at 5:59 pm

Bai

Woolie

May 17th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

Lol, all the conspiracy theories were true. Seemed like a shot in the dark before, but a hell of a guess I must say.

We figured a farewell “Fuck off you cunt” handshake was needed today on the successful shut-down of this shite site :) kthnxbai

Real Time Studios Handshake

Woodsup

May 17th, 2007 at 8:17 pm

I’m looking pretty serious there…

and I see Matts gone with his partying homosexual look.

Ben Nightingale

May 17th, 2007 at 8:19 pm

yes, thats my great photography!

oh right yes, real time studios, never heard of it!

Woolie

May 17th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

Without your photography, it just wouldn’t be the same. How can I re-pay you? Perhaps you need another site layout? ;)

Woodsup

May 17th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

Heheh, can this one have pokemon on it?

oooh, and a picture of Hannibal that says “I’ll eat your face”?

Matt

May 17th, 2007 at 9:19 pm

Bugger me, I look like a drunken midget there

Alastair Pearce

May 17th, 2007 at 9:49 pm

[img]http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7104/pewaw3.jpg[/img] :(

Alastair Pearce

May 17th, 2007 at 9:49 pm

lolz i failed

Woolie

May 17th, 2007 at 9:59 pm

You’re a tard. End of.

Woodsup

May 17th, 2007 at 10:01 pm

My fucking god, its a proven fact that only real men can use the img src tag, don’t even try!

And that picture is a pathetic waste of internet. Not only that it uses what I believe is copyrighted material. Don’t post that shit on here again.

Alastair Pearce

May 17th, 2007 at 10:38 pm

Yes it may have proven my not being a real man, but since when do you care about copyrighted material? Or perhaps subtle sarcasm…

Woodsup

May 17th, 2007 at 10:43 pm

When have I ever been subtle?

It was a poor attempt to point out why your “lets jump on the making a LOLZ ROFL pwned image train” was so fucking pathetic it made me actually sick all over a cat that I don’t have.

Alastair Pearce

May 17th, 2007 at 10:49 pm

Copying ideas and making them worse is what I do best, you should know that by now.

Woodsup

May 17th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

Hmm true. I’ll let it slide for now.

Simon Pettit

May 18th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

That is the best picture ever.

Simon Pettit

May 18th, 2007 at 5:36 pm

The one with Woolie in it. Not Al’s. Al’s was worthy of MySpace.

Duncan

May 18th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

Oooooooo, CUSS CUSS (I cant’ spell or use gRammar correctly).

The picture Simon is referring to, is a nice picture with some nice photography. Must be a good quality camera coupled with either some nice autofocusing/shutter speed shit or some photo-PWNAGE of the manual shutter speed.

Al’s however, probably could have been done in MS Paint or Volume control.

Alastair Pearce

May 18th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

Calculator infact

Woodsup

May 18th, 2007 at 10:56 pm

…could have been done in MS Paint or Volume control.

PMSL! The scary thing is that its probably true.

Simon Pettit

May 19th, 2007 at 3:23 am

Quoted for motherfucking truth.

Duncan

May 21st, 2007 at 5:55 pm

What does PMSL mean?

And yes, having that ability does seem scary.

Woolie

May 21st, 2007 at 6:24 pm

Pissing myself laughing if I remember correctly. Oh man, how I would love to draw with Volume control.

Mr Ed

May 25th, 2007 at 3:27 pm

It would be the shit!

Drawing with volume control is for freaks only!

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