Hehehe, check it out, I have 3 legs…..

Love the bit with al drowning in a big beaker of sperm, very graphic, very northern.

Start a webcomic.

I didn’t know anyone still played Runescape. This amuses me.

Haha, you should meat the owner of realtimestudios!

Ahh damn you can’t, he’s out pking in the wilderness at the moment

I see that Al has a spot of the green measels (oooh yeah, a pun!).

What is RealtimeStudios?

Simon… FYI… Omali, the guy mentioned in the podcast and who resides at Real Time Studios is an avid follower of Jagex, and would engage in inappropriate activity with Runescape if he could.

Also, this is an excellent webcomic Josh!

Are you freakin’ retarded? Microsoft Paint? How fucking old are you? Man your pathetic :s

Shut up Al.

That’s not me….I don’t post under Simon. You lying…liar.

Bee Tee double-you, what you said is not true. I’m saving myself for someone else….

I think that guy missed the point of it all ^

lets touch his penis

Wankworthy. Can I see the uncut version? I can’t help but fell there’s a missing scene between the boat and Al drowning in cum while Woolie celebrates his win.

I see what he did there, so much sperm *homer drooling impression*

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU… HARDER?

Al…

Explain to me something. Explain me to how that can be classed as a decent comeback in the eyes of anyone with dick hair. Explain to me why that comment reminded me of what the 4″11 cousin of a lass i know at school would say. Now this kid is so fucking cool he pissed himself on a trampoline. Oh, and Al, explain to me why such a fucking scathingly superb comeback was used TWICE!?

Josh…

Explain to me something; why was it necessary in your clearly undeveloped mind to use “Fuck you” & “FUCK YOU”, when so clearly it’s such an imitative, and old phrase. As opposed to a 4″11′ ‘cousin’, your, ‘quick wit’ and, ‘humour’ reminds me of toddler dialogue. Phrases such as, “Willy-face” or, “banana-head” spring to mind — at least they are more original and fresh, whereas yours left nothing more than your pretentious characteristics — clearly falsely acclaimed I might add.

Now now, Al, Fuck you is an effective term used by people in all walks of life. It’s the sort of sharp and emotive sentence so versatile that it can express all ranges of intentions and wishes, such as engaging in the act of sexual congress, or simply telling some waste of life thats regurgitating the worst aspects of the internet to simply, well, shut up, in the quickest possible way.

“why was it necessary in your clearly undeveloped mind…” Saying this implies you claim to have a more sophisticated mind then me. Well if this is true, then why is it that the only intellectual vibes i get off you tell me that your smart enough to distinguish your night elves from your gnomes down the local Roleplay server whore house?

Tbh, all these big replys are making my underdeveloped brain have a little spasm attack. I like my two word sentances.

Poo bum
Arse winkle
Yay woo

or perhaps a longer sentance:

Tit arse pussy wank knob cheese fuck bollocks cunt bastard donkey button.

“Saying this implies you claim to have a more sophisticated mind then me”

Well Josh, my claims may have insinuated I claim higher sophistication than yourself, but I would beg to differ. I was in actual fact calling you dumb, or perhaps simply retarded.

“your smart enough to distinguish your night elves from your gnomes down the local Roleplay server whore house?”

Clearly your response involving that of role-play and elves was an uneducated guess and attempt to provoke humour. Only an idiot would play role-play; I certainly don’t. Nor have I played WoW for an extensive period of time now, being busy learning and all…

And as for the counter in defending the vulgar, and repetitive phrase, I admit; that was well thought out. On the contrary it would probably be more effective had you used correct grammar…

Finally, I fail to see how (referring to “simply telling some waste of life thats regurgitating the worst aspects of the internet to simply, well, shut up”) I am partaking in these, “worse aspects”; I would hardly consider this site itself to be one of the, “greater aspects”, and yet you correspond frequently. I also seem to fail at finding how Real Time Studios has avoided this said fate, I certainly believe in making it was a, “waste of life”.

“Nor have I played WoW for an extensive period of time”

Excuse me?

at least 3000 hours and counting?

Keep the playing field level chaps

Hmmm… changing the subject, perhaps a review on Notepad is the logical step to this?

Not a bad idea…Although I hear that Josh is crap at ascii art
Some more ideas:

Microsoft Sound Recorder
Microsoft Remote Access
Microsoft Volume Control

Alright, before i start, you just exhibited your own fucktardedness by assuming the word “sophisticated” was social commentary.

Right…

Don’t fucking pick on the little aspects. I know you don’t fucking go on role play servers, i’m simply insulting you. Playing WoW for as long as you have makes it easy and fun. Also don’t give me that shit about “attempting humor”. It was funny, your simply on the receiving end.

“On the contrary it would probably be more effective had you used correct grammar…”

It’s fucking obvious that when you resort to picking grammar you clearly have nothing to counter the meaning of the post. I’m not speaking in text talk am I? I think a few fucking missing capital letters won’t go amiss. You’re really grasping now, arn’t you?

Right…

” I also seem to fail at finding how Real Time Studios has avoided this said fate, I certainly believe in making it was a, “waste of life”.”

It’s a website, fucktard, not a person.

Nah this isn’t the best thing on the net, but it sure isn’t bad. It’s funny, the ms paint style in itself is amusing, and you frankly dislike it due to who made it and the general shit it sends your way. It’s kinda hard to explain these worst aspects to you, but just believe me, your a sucky WoW tard. I play it myself now and again and thank God everyday i havn’t turned out like this guy, who you seem to resemble an uncanny amount, in personality of course:

This isn’t Josh

Some examples of you sucking:

“*homer drooling impression*”

“Best. dance. ever. :)”

“There’s probably someone out theres who’s made a mod to replicate at least some of those bugs :p”

“F.A.L”

This is like the saddest fight i’ve ever seen.
I think i may go and have a quick cry:(
Go on ali, hit him with another intelligent sounding remark.

Al says: The keyword here is “sounding”. Pwnt.

Al wins this argument.

Sorry Josh. If you weren’t Northern and an utter cunt, I might actually side with you. However, my hatred of Al isn’t enough to cancel out the fact that your parents happen to be brother and sister.

Better luck next time, kthnxdie.

Sorry, but kthnxdie completely destroys any meaning that post might have originally had.

ALSO SIMON’S A FAG!

Gosh, you really, really (dare I say it?), really offended me with those “examples of me sucking”.

“*homer drooling impression*” — How else would I express this onomatopoeia? Everyone understands the connotation so I don’t see the problem.

“Best. dance. ever. :)” — Well for starters it was certainly well up there. It may not be the next, “Tunak Tunak Tun”, or Napoleon Dynamite - “Vote For Pedro” dance, but then they were choreographed after all. The repetition of my phrase enhances my point, and connotates “The Simpsons “comic book guy.

“There’s probably someone out theres who’s made a mod to replicate at least some of those bugs :p” - How is this sucking? People have probably done it… There’s certainly some strange mods out there.

“F.A.L” - Golly-gee-wiz, forgive me for using popular internet phrases. Abbreviated and all, holy cows batman what the flux was I thinking. I really walked into that sand vagina didn’t I? Me ftl…

“assuming the word “sophisticated” was social commentary” - You mean it’s not??? You mean it could mean something such as complexity or intricacy??? Who knows where I got such an idea like that from…

“It’s a website, fucktard, not a person.” - Well you brought up “regurgitating the worst aspects of the internet”, so I thought, what-the-hey, and throw in an example.

“but kthnxdie completely destroys any meaning that post might have originally had” - So “IT’S A CONSPIRACY! WATCH THE SKIEZ!” I guess loses your credibility too. Go figure.

“On the contrary it would probably be more effective had you used correct grammar…” - We were talking about sophistication and intellect, one assumes you take the time to make sure you don’t sound like that kid, you know, the one that pissed himself.

Lovin the big up supporting of fellow hills roader, good work Simon.

Ali has given another lengthy intelligent sounding comment and i believe he has gotten Josh completely pwnd.

End Of

No.

Oh my milf… Down boy.

Just to round things up…

Josh 0 - 1 Al

Meh, hail pearce.

He won it gud n’ proper.

Tis one up for the south

I love this, fights between the various parts of the country.

I am very pleased that we are 1-0 up atm, however I cant help feeling that Josh and his one-cell brain may need some other northern craniums to aid his cause.

Hell, it could be fun to wipe the floor with them.

But i a more serious note, I feel that we should lay out some ground rules.

1) No referencing fighters family members cos its just retarded.
eg “A fag tool, for drawing Al’s mom ”

- No Josh, thats not how we do it.

2) In the chosen insult, a piece of fruit must be used in each insult.
eg “I see that josh has a pinapple rammed aproximately 13.7 metres up his gargantuan anus”

- That is how we do it.

3) Try to keep use of coded insults to a minimal.
eg ”
IF Josh = Fag;
THEN initiate anal cucumber ram;
END;
”

Any other prospective rules should be submitted to the board of directors in the insult-war department of woolie.co.uk

Your suggestions to the Woolie’s World Board of Community & Censorship have been gratefully received. They have all been carefully discussed and evaluated. We have come to the following conclusion…

FUCK THE RULES! QUANTUM CAT FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

Darn-Tootin’

I will do some prime insulting on the morrow.

OMGz quantum. He either has a pineapple or he hasn’t.

Josh doesn’t appear to be able to retort. Al wins (again) by default.

Al 372 : Josh -48

This thread was bound to start a flame war.

Furthurmore, I think that Josh may now be plotting his master plan of death against you lot, as you have probably upset him more than previously expected (no offence to him though).

So let’s observe the action.

In addition, since I previously haven’t mentioned fruit in this sentence reading the above posts, I will say “grapefruit” as it is For The Win.

i do believe that you are about 1 month out of date!

Indeed I am, Mr. Nightinggale…

But I was bored & wanted attention seeing as my presence is often lacking.

well, nightingale

That’s better