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Monday, April 30th, 2007 at 8:24 pm


I was down at work today(gasp), and this struck me as being highly amusing.

Bye Bye Pussy

Surely the catchphrase at the bottom of the item is actually negating the effect that all of us gents are hoping to achieve.





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There are 14 Comments

Woodsup

April 30th, 2007 at 8:27 pm

hahaha, pussy!

a classic catch there matty.

also: wtfs with “the big cheese”?

Matt

April 30th, 2007 at 8:30 pm

You know how it is, your a guy.

Sometimes your giving them all that, the hard fucking, getting up the big cheese and she dont like that.

In effect, this can be written as

IF BigCheese > CheeseAcceptance ;
THEN ByeByePussy;
end;

I hope this explains it to most of you web-weasels.
ROFL

Woolie

April 30th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

Oh my fucking god… Matt just broke the geek borderline.


if ($matt_writes_code == TRUE) {
die('Must be dissed');
} else {
echo 'Init Guv';
}

Matt

April 30th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

Damn

I’d hoped that my use of sex terminology would have kept me from crossing that line.

And then the insulting of true nerds “web-weasels”, i guess that was ineffective.

BALLS

Simon Pettit

April 30th, 2007 at 9:02 pm

Don’t worry Matt. Al still loves you.

That can’t be helped, unfortunately.

Matt

April 30th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

Nooooooo !!!

Duncan

April 30th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

oh yes indeed.

“Sonic animal repeller gun with laser-light sighting” I wonder what that is for, hmm…

Alastair Pearce

April 30th, 2007 at 11:09 pm

Worth it for the laser sighting alone. I wonder if it works on other animals :)

Woolie

April 30th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

Would it get rid of you?

Alastair Pearce

April 30th, 2007 at 11:27 pm

Of course it wouldn’t :)

Ben Nightingale

May 1st, 2007 at 9:52 am

well, we can hope

Simon Pettit

May 3rd, 2007 at 5:19 pm

Let’s try it anyway.

Matt, pick one up for me.

Matt

May 3rd, 2007 at 5:21 pm

Will Do

Duncan

May 6th, 2007 at 8:16 pm

If you did try doing this experiment, how did it go?

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