First post - what in fu- milf do i write?

Friday, April 6th, 2007 at 12:14 am

Well…

Ahem.

I’m Josh, an annoying, sexually frustrated, semi retarded fuck from the beautiful town of Billingham, situated in the delightfully threatening and drab north-east of England. Well… More about me i guess.

Josh Is Sexy

Billingham

Well, I’ve now entered the easter holidays which is thoroughly lovely. My Uncle and his retarded daughter are coming up tomorrow, so thats something to look forward to. Unfortunately it’s not one of those in your face grunting and drooling types, but it’s still pretty uncomfortable to be around. I believe in my time I’ve only ever spoke to her once, which was just fucking horrible. “You wana drink?”. “Nah”. “Alright then”. Got your hopes up for a second, didn’t i? Bet you thought I’d have lots of exciting tales of mental retardation on the high seas… Nope.

So erm, I’ll think of something meaningful to write when i can be milfed. (LOOL see what i did there, keeping with the theme and all)

Josh Is Sexy

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There are 16 Comments

Simon Pettit

April 6th, 2007 at 12:28 am

1

Welcome to the fold.

Don’t worry. I have no fucking clue what’s going on either.

Tell me, do you shoop da woop?

Woolie

April 6th, 2007 at 12:28 am

2

Sexy and popular. They’re not usually the words people associate you with me thinks… Although I’d give a good shag tbh.

And that looks like iraq or something.

Josh

April 6th, 2007 at 12:39 am

3

Nah thats just billingham’s packi district… Fucking brownies stealing my dads enviroment and polluting some jobs or something.

So erm, is it cool to be a woop shooper or a title reserved for gingers and woman voters?

Woodsup

April 6th, 2007 at 9:38 am

4

Welcome Josh

Lets have us some cultural diversity from the north!

Woolie: Josh is extremely sexy and popular and looks just spiffing……….in his flat cap :)

Alastair Pearce

April 7th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

5

Hai!

Josh

April 7th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

6

Well well, thats one utterly CRAZY greeting you have there. Whats brilliant is that at first appearance, it simply appears to be the word “hi”, but on closer inspection one sees the delightful augmentation you pulled off there. I can imagine your one wacky guy!

Woolie

April 7th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

7

I see you’ve met our resident tard.

Alastair Pearce

April 8th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

8

Zany reaper hasn’t commented on this yet lawlz

Josh

April 8th, 2007 at 5:29 pm

9

You’re a prime example of whats wrong with the internet.

Just saying.

Woodsup

April 9th, 2007 at 2:37 pm

10

“I see you’ve met our resident tard.”

To be honest, hes more of a retarded troll that has brief stops here inbetween skirmishes in world-of-amazing-fun-craft.

we try to ignore it…

Alastair Pearce

April 9th, 2007 at 4:02 pm

11

Hardly touched WoW these holidays, today i managed to stall the car like 10 times!

Ben Nightingale

April 9th, 2007 at 5:05 pm

12

these is why is should raise the driving age to like 21, just to keep you off the road….

Woodsup

April 9th, 2007 at 7:01 pm

13

If he gets on the road we are all fucked…..especially bnsports.

Zany Reaper

April 10th, 2007 at 6:50 pm

14

Good day mister Josh. Do not worry about everyone else calling you a retard, it’s joke talk :)
Anyways, you play that expensive WOW game… Have you still got any cash left after being drained by Blizzard?

Woolie

April 12th, 2007 at 12:08 am

15

To be honest… I’m on a bike, at the worst all he could to to me is run me over and I die. But think of the damage I could do to his general crotch area if I had a goodly placed wheelie.

busyapple

July 28th, 2008 at 8:25 am

16

boy keyboard all are clean ocean

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