You what?

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How long does it take for the website to send you a registration password?

Not long.

Why? Have you finally done so?

It should have been instantly after you signed up? Have you checked your spam? I’ll send you an email with your new password.

Cheers folks. I’ve registered, though I can’t exactly explain why I bothered.

I’ve changed my password for convenience sake too, & it’s a long one

Well done on finally registering!

^ was the above comment suggesting that woolie would want to steal your forum account for some reason?

Considering he can edit any post you make, any of your details, and in fact your password as well, it seems a bit silly

lol, he might have changed it because I set his last password to “poo”… Which isn’t very long

Yup, that’s correct. Woolie however was sensible enough to not abuse it (my knobs on backwards).
A good administrator does not abuse their power, we’ll see how things go.

A little problem with the site BTW - the time isn’t set to GMT according to the comments. Woolie posted his comment a few minutes ago, at a time of 3:13 pm, which is rubbish, for it should’ve been 8:13 pm.
I think it’d be more convenient if it is re-set, considering that we are all in Britian.

Servers in americaland, deal with it
Also I’m an excellent administrator, and I abuse my power all the time, so your logic is flawed!

The server’s clock is currently set to Californian time, as this is where the server is located. That is why the comments are at these times. I’ll see about modifying this in a second.

Should be set properly for comments from now on.

Smooth move….

Excellent.

My logic is not flawed. If an admin thinks oneself as a good admin yet abuses one’s own power as an admin, then that admin can’t be that good.

Yeah but I optimise databases like a byatch

Well, that’s you being a responsible admin then if you optimise databases well, but not necessarily a sensible one.
If you didn’t abuse powers like you claim you do, then I’d class you as sensible.

I think you’ve missed the plot here. As an admin at woolie.co.uk its my sacred right to abuse my admin powers and optimise databases to the full extent of the law and occasionally over it.

I’d rather be bad admin than sensible admin

How about no admin?

*cries*

but the databases, they need my loving!

The databases DO need loving, yes.

I am in total agreement. But remember, wisdom is key.

Just take into account that there is a difference between a good admin, & a responsible one

Sometimes a good admin HAS to be an asshole.

Keeps the retards away.

Except bnsports, but he’s just a chav.

see, thats what im all about! ^^^^

bens keeping the retards at bay

With some severe pounding and ripping of genital warts.

Not to mention the creation of large anal tears using nothing but a block of chedder and a mallet…

Except bnsports, but he’s just a chav…

where is your evidence, that is before i take you to court for Character Defamation, Slander;

Most jurisdictions also recognize “per se” defamation, where the allegations are presumed to cause damage to the plaintiff. Typically, the following may consititute defamation per se:

* Attacks on a person’s professional character or standing;
* Allegations that an unmarried person is unchaste;
* Allegations that a person is infected with a sexually transmitted disease;
* Allegations that the person has committed a crime of moral turpitude;

Feeling lucky punk!

You milfing what? Shut up ya chav. :p

From forum discussion to spamming BNsports with false chav accusations. Wow.
I hope the forums themselves don’t turn out like such (apart from that abuse thread which is a deliberate spam fest).

From forum discussion to spamming BNsports with FALSE chav accusations.

i am starting to like this kid, well atleast he knows whats what

free love for all!

this could work you know

Can’t go wrong with free love to be honest.

Free love beats Ebay in a sense.

I don’t think BN could be a chav here, considering we know what he looks like (no offence).
I’m not a kid either, for the reference. Kids are baby goats.

Oh yes, Matthew will indeed be there.

(If I ever get round to it)

Oh shut up ’sports, you huge gay.

Learn to spell.

That was below the belt simon! somewhere in the testicle region!

Now be quiet you, the free love must not be spoilt.

and for future ref. NOT ’sports BUT BNSPORTS! .co.uk

Perhaps Simon is trying to give away (or sell) another form of love?

Would you buy that love?

no you wouldn’t….. pay to give it away, yes…

YOU ARE SICK! BABY SEALS SHOULD NOT BE CLUBED THIS IS CRUEL AND I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!

Hi there!

Thank you for using Woolie’s World.

All of our readers views are important to us….except yours.

your a such a bitch dont kill the seal you assholes

fat ass fuck you stop cilin the seal

Ok, but you appear to have missed the fact that I myself am not actually killing the seals. However I just cannot condone bad language on this blog - now look what you’ve made me do:

ummmmm…. that was nice on the BBQ tonight. nice a tender. Fresh kills is allways nicer.

EWWW! Seals are cute!

That one isn’t ^

It would have been -.-’

I wouldn’t say cute, however worryingly arousing would be quite appropriate.

You have to admit this one is cute:

Perhaps if half it’s face was hanging off then we could compromise with the term “hawt!”.

A good clubbing would wipe that smug look off its face…

Or indeed a good buggering.

EEWWWWWW

Look, its either the seal or a puppy. Which would you prefer?

Depends on what dog race

How about I spit roast your mum?

Quick Update: I haven’t given up on this site, I’m just creating my own “backend” (please chuckle at that word).

*chuckles*

Where have the seal lovers gone? I want to post more pictures of beatings!

THAT IS SOOOO HARSH, YOU SHOULD BE SHOT/CLUBBED BICHS

What about skinned like my little friend here?

pure gold:

AWW Cute!

reminds me of my boating holiday in the arctic:

THIS SHOULD BE YOU!!!

Excuse me? This should be me clubbing lil seals? You’re right! From now on, whenever I encounter a baby seal, I will endeavour to beat it with anything to hand (shovel, baseball bat, wallet, umbrella etc).

Also the caps make your comments seem really threatening and dangerous - keep it up. Don’t forget too many exclamation marks and the several grammatical errors per word to keep me shitting myself.

Love you really.

Hey [b]Woodsup![/b]

Can I roast, fry & sell/eat the seal meat for all of this site’s enjoyment (apart from Anniken & yandi who appear to be making a scene)!?

I hear seals work well on giant metal poles.

BBC code isn’t supported here, isn’t it?

Its BB Code, and no.

Zeeny grammer good, yes?

Check this out! LIL KIDS IN ON THE TREND!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/chat/your_comments/newsid_3604000/3604627.stm

Pity no pix of the euthanasia of those damned seals

Those poor seals, you should be ashamed. You know I think seals are cute 8l they are, they’re all white and fluffly. Mean people -pokes Ben for showing nasty pictures-
I admit Bens pictures aren’t as bad as the chavs.

-chuckles at Woolies Backend-

sighs *not a chav*

ps this is gotta be the most comment’ed post evar, evar under my umberla ella elaa

sick freak.

I agree with becca, that songs fucking aweful!

“aweful!”