All About Bikes - RoTW

Here comes another Rofl of the week, and this week I’m talking about bikes. Yes that right, bikes. Everyone seems to have gone a bit bike crazy recently so I thought this Rofl of the week could go as a sort of tribute to this strange obsession, and a shining beacon for how left out I feel *sad face*.

Righty then, lets get started

Ok so firstly there was Woolie, with his dear bicycle of fun and joy. I hear it does around 25mpg (gallons of what i don’t know) and has a seat that gave him piles. Sounds like a reet laugh, so here’s a picture of him sailing past me hurling abuse as I was strolling merrily to my car.

Our favourite flamer

Oh yes, Matthew is here! With his trusty flaming bicycle of doom he is able to run down old ladies and then make a quick escape while drinking several pints of vodka (but still remaining road legal!).

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But things without engines are boring

Damn straight, so this is where lil’ BNsports comes into it. He has a shiny red cock replacement motor-bicycle that goes millions of hectares an hour on a mere 3 grams of petroleum juices (or so he tells me) but unfortunately does not have a spare tyre…lifes a bitch.

Lastly a Ross comes riding into the equation

Literally for that matter. While partaking in a small 3 hour lesson break, Rossy and I decided to try and find BNs magical bike that had so far alluded us all by sitting outside pizza hut (where men fear to tread, Chris works there now….funny story, Chris owes us pizza!) and after a mild 20 minutes searching, discovered it parked round the back of the cinema. Ross thought it would be fun to sit on it, so I took a picture to piss off BN.

I think hes pissed!

Later I showed BN the picture, and then shoved a camera in his face. He managed to look fairly comical as he repeatedly asked us where Ross lived so he could burn down his family.

The End

Til next week peoples.