The Sleep Button - KNIFEY!!!

So….does it still work?

Good god man, what the hell!!!!!

You have a major legue grudge against that button dont u!!!

Now I am hugely surprised u went that far. Hope ur keyboard still works. Otherwise ur gonna have to buy a new one.

ONE WITH A SLEEP BUTTON ON IT!

Fuck me woolie, your a crazy motherfucker. Thats just mental, risking having to buy a new keyboard.

Although on the other hand, it would be the government funding it so I can see how you would feel that destroying the keyboard would be a good idea.

I personally reckon it would be jolly fun to go fuckhead on an old keyboard, (one that you dont care about), just take the whole thing to pieces with the hot knife thingy

As a side note, I would also like to register my hatred of the sleep button

I plan to continue using this keyboard for a while until I gain enough cash to purchase a decent one. At that point I’ll just trash the shit out of this one using various “tools” :p

Jesus Fucking Christ.

That’s one hell of a powerful tool.

Now of course, if you don’t like a keyboard or computer component, then you could just give it to someone who needs it

I don’t mean myself BTW - I mean someone who’s very unfortunate & who can’t really afford a computer.

They can have my burnt sleep button if they want.

That tool should definitely be taken into school and used to give skint students cheap amputations of hilarious body parts.

Will do

Id like to book jonathan in for a bollockonomy on friday

Wouldn’t that be against the law?

Naaa, we book Jonathon in for all sorts of things.

We like to get him a rectal probing at least three times a week

I think that Johnathon deserves a break… Who is he anyways? Is he that ginger guy?

Yes….Jonathon is ginger….

of course he isnt, we would have booked him in for a hair dying by now if he was anyway

He plays badminton too, doesn’t he (or he did).

Tall, & ginger he is (no offence to him)?

My reading of this brilliant post was punctuated by laughter, banging of the desk and random profanities at regular intervals.

Maybe you could try the scroll lock button seeing as it has no obvious purpose.

Ah, you see I use the scroll lock key quite a lot in a couple of programs I use (believe it or not)… However, the scroll lock little LED indicator thingy will be the next item to be removed from my keyboard me thinks.

Don’t you think that the keyboard has already suffered enough grief as it is?

No! The keyboard is evil!

More pain!

So where will this keyboard go when you mutilate its already tortured soul, heaven or hell?

Well its been pretty good to me, and still is… So it will probably just borderline itself.

Well there’s no more point in commenting in this article anymore then if nothing will happen.

Zany, at this very moment I’ve just set my F keys on fire. I will be doing more stuff and doing an article soon.