So…after Woolie tactfully decided to delete the database again (apparently it reduces server lag so more penguins can be freed from Mexico) lets get back onto the subject of good-old offensive phases that we use all the time for no apparent reason.
Now I believe last time Woolie looked into the origins of the plural of penis (Peni) and was frankly fairly unsuccessful after eventually concluding that in fact it wasn’t a word, and he’d made it up when he was off his tits one night (prat tbh).
However he did “officially” make this word a noun and in the end he felt that:
..::Woolie.co.uk - Looking For Authors - New Forums!::.. says:
I feel I pioneered that word lol
So lets be hoping for a similar outcome for this article, lets begin with some shameless lifting of content from other websites (so fucking sue me):
The Word: Milf
Variations: Milfing, Milfed, Milfer, Milfee
Examples of use:
- “She sure is a bit of a Milf”
- “Get the hell off my milfing guitar”
- “Thats a candidate for Milfee of the year”
- “Woah Johnny, your mums a Milf!”
Definition:
“Mother I’d Like (to) Fuck”
The Origins:
Ok so this is the tricky bit, where did Milf really come from? Who was the first Milf? Is she still a Milf? Is she more of a Gilf now?
No from what I’ve heard, Milf originated back in the sunny days of the early 1990s (thats a milfing long time ago) with many people claiming that they were using the phrase as early as 1993. However, personally I think they are all a bunch of lieing bastards, as we all know the phrase came from American pie. Who could forget the legendary conversation?
Stealification
[while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom]
MILF Guy #2: Dude that chick’s a MILF!
MILF Guy #1: What to hell is that?
MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I’d Like to Fuck!
MILF Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!
End of Stealification
So there you go, sorted. In my professional opinion Milf originated from American pie, and Woolie did the rest.
As a final thought MILF also apparently means:
Abbreviation of Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao.
However I’m not going into this any further as they might try and hack the bitchin site again (oh how we laughed!).
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Matt
January 15th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Thankyou for that useful insight, and as I already knew all of this is was pointless for me, nonetheless this was a concise and accurate explanation of the origin of MILF.
Well Done
Matt